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Jack Of All Trades – Eurythmics

jack of all trades master of none
even got lost trying to find the M1
ended up in South Shields with a couple of drunks

moved to Crouch End suburb of cool
took a few drugs acted the fool
fell in love with a girl on her harmonium stool

went round the world in the back of a van
we kept in touch with our only fan
he was short and sweet lived in Japan

the band broke up round a pool in Bangkok
to tell you the truth it didn’t come as a shock
our days were numbered like hands on a clock

so we carried on me and the serious girl
had massive hits all round the world
we got so big we both became ill

flew into London with a bit of a tan
caught the train back to Sunderland to see me old man
we had bacon and eggs from the same frying pan

to walk down the high street
avoiding a scrap
“are you Dave Stewart?”
“yeah”
:you’re a crap”
had a pint in the Beehive then home for a nap

got married in France to an Irish colleen
I was thirty three she was only thirteen
I wore orange but she wore green

now I sit and write plays for myself and my sons
they keep me amused yeah I have much more fun
than big lines of speed at quarter to one
on a peaceful Sunday morning

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Jack Of The Jackers – Master P

I caught you slipping so I took you with a gank move
listen up rap world its a new fool
a new gangsta, gangbanger, slanger, dope dealer
murdering motherfucker, headbanger
so listen to the tunes I tune up
its 91 Master P soon to come up
bodies and large lessons talk
you step to the P you come up short
the no limit mafia is out robbing
jack your beats, stealing and start siding
and you cant say shit, I bet you didnt
know your beak ill sound like this
and watch the ladies move
but the fellows ill laugh
cause they know you got took foo
haha another jack move

cause im the jack of the jackers
cause im the jack of the jackers
cause im the jack of the jackers
cause im the jack of the jackers

I kill for a gangsta beat, and ill snatch ya
to show my simply put a note in your casket
you just got dead by the jack of the jackers
in other words punk, huh, you aint a factor
the world is mines so I took it like scarface
you see a beat I ask for a funky 808
your style is out, its trying for a new trenz
you say real niggaz now were the fuck you been
you see real niggaz just dont sing
were im from we like to gangbang
ski-masks, catch a sucker just creeping
take a joury yo and leave ya sleeping
play ya like a fucking simp
fuck ya bitch and beat your kids with a tree limp
you see thats the life of crime
in other words you make yours
I like to take mine

*Repeat Chorus til end*

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Jack Rabbit – Elton John

Go jack-rabbit running through the wood
You had a good night and you feel real loose
Heard they got you going round the goosecreek shed
Trying to fill your belly full of buckshot lead

Go jack-rabbit get the cabbage patch
Farmer left the back porch door on the latch
Heard you coming and he got his gun
Better go jack-rabbit better start to run

Go jack-rabbit running through the wood
You had a good night and you feel real loose
Gunfire breaking up the peaceful night
Jack-rabbit lying in the cold daylight

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Jack Ruby – Deep Purple

There’s no method in my madness, no craft, no guile
No expertise, no self assuring smile
No wizardry or witchcraft, no crass deceit
No dark conspiracies, I stand on my own two feet
I’m coming through just like Jack Ruby

I ragged around the edges but I got control
There’s no way around it and I got control
I reach out for my program, still got control
Straight down to business, who needs control
I’ve got panache just like Jack Ruby

I don’t beg forgiveness, I don’t beg at all
But I beg to differ cos I got the ball
There was no invitation, you’re not my type
And what’s gone, it ain’t worth having, kiss it all goodbye
Right on the money just like Jack Ruby

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Jack Talking – Eurythmics

Jack talking, this is Jack talking
he said I’m coming to London
I’m sick and tired of the sun
he said I’m coming to London
I’m gonna have some fun
I says Jack talking (Jack talking to you)
Jack talking (Jack talking to you)
he said Phew I nearly got married
To a bride in black
You know she was always so angry
She’s always ready to attack
that was Jack talking (Jack talking to you)
Jack talking (Jack talking to you)
repeat
I’m gonna tell him what to do
Because he’s such a fool he’s always looking for the easy way out
There’s only love and hate time and fate
The rest is the rest is the rest is…
Jack talking (Jack talking to you)
Jack talking (Jack talking to you)
Jack talking (Jack talking to you)
Jack talking (Jack talking to you)
he said I’m finished with acting
Makes you feel like Jesus or John Wayne (Yeah!)
So I’m coming to London (Yeah!)
I’m gonna hang out in the rain (hang out in the rain)
Ah it’s Jack talking (Jack talking to you)
Jack talking (Jack talking to you)
And I love him
Instrumental… He’s divine
What’s he gonna say Jack swing it
I’m goona tell him what to do
Because he’s such a fool he’s always looking for the easy way out
There’s only love and hate time and fate
The rest is the rest is the rest is…
Jack talking (Jack talking to you)
Jack talking (Jack talking to you)
Jack talking (Jack talking to you)
Jack talking (Jack talking to you)
We better listen to that man (repeat chorus thoughout)
Because he knows things well we don’t understand
He’s got the world listening

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Jack The Lion – Harvey Danger

rake up all the leaves in pleasant valley

it’s the last day of my visit upstate new york

to pay respects to the old man

he’s still got his sense of humor

but his body fails him

he’s surrounded by loved ones

but that only goes so far

and does he know where he is?

i doubt it.


jack the lion roaring his last

like a vision sent from the past

bedside, crying, holding his hands

strong hands


finally get a moment alone with the old man

he’s having trouble breathing and he’s not the only one
he wonders where time goes
and why we haven’t spoken for so long

he regrets it
he forgets it
and none too soon…
because he’s closing his eyes and fading

we thank you for uniting
we thank you for the cause
we thank you for the lion
we thank you for the claws

come see him again
come see him again
come see him again
come see him again
bop bop bop
jack the lion roaring his last
like a vision sent from the past
bedside, crying, holding his hands
strong hands

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Jack the Ripper – LL Cool J

Milky, and I’m back
My ace in the hole was this brand new track
I’ma slow it up and speed it up and now you’re gonna eat it up
Listen to the funky beat, my tongue is gonna beat it up
I did it, but the devil didn’t make me
I did it for the suckers who tried to shake and bake me
Proving a point that I’m a serious joint
You can roll me up and puff me, and then I’ll anoint
Your head with oil–lots of oil
Make it run like water, watch it boil
Cause I made ’em play it, made ’em say it
made ’em okay it, made ’em obey it—HUH
Prince of the growl is on the prowl
How You Like Me Now punk? You living foul
Here’s what my game is, here is what my aim is
A washed up rapper needs a washer, my name is–

Chorus:
Jack the Ripper
Jack-Jack-Jack the Ripper
Jack-Jack, Jack-Jack, Jack-Jack, Jack the Ripper
King Hercules!

Back for the payback, I must say that
I heard your new jam, I don’t play that
It ain’t loud enough punk, it ain’t hitting
This year you tried, next year you’re quitting
Last year you thought I was dying out
But again, and again, and again without a doubt
It’s the gangster boogie, the earthquake sound
Pump it up and play it so they hear it all around
I do it up rough, tough, I don’t bluff
and this is an example of funky stuff
When you wanna make hits, you make ’em like this
They ain’t like this they don’t hit, they miss
It’s a strong record, a record for the strong
For those who appreciate real rap songs
Listen how I won’t allow myself to go off track
Stay back, I got the power, I’m–

Chorus

Jack the Ripper, a man, not a myth
a-k-a James Todd Smith
Hard like penitentiary steel
Breaking necks while I flex my sex appeal
Homegirls in the house, c’mon
Homegirls in the house, give it up
You gotta want to get hotter
Moving and grooving, and always improving a lot of
People don’t know how nice I am
People sleeping, so now I gotta slice my man
Like ham in a pan, wrap him up in Saran
Kidnap him and slap him up inside of a van
While you’re doing your dance I want you to make moves
Don’t run out there ? ? ?
You know my name and my game and what I’m here to do
Party people, lemme see if you can dance to–

Chorus

Break it down! x3
Yo Bob, show that old school sucker punk what real hip hop is boy
[scratches]

“How Ya Like Me Now?” I’m getting busier
I’m double platinum, I’m watching you get dizzier
Check out the way I say my, display my, play my
Ain’t holding back, behind the cool without the A.Y.
I love to ride the groove because the groove is smooth
It makes me move and I’ll improve
As it goes on, as it flows on
When you see me, don’t ask if the show’s on
How that sound? Don’t came around, playing me close, brown
Pull on my jock to be down
You need to stay down, way down, because you’re low down
Do that dance, the prince of rap is gonna throw down
Aiming to please while I’m killing emcees
I’m gonna keep on hitting you with rough LPs
Day after day after day
Tou smashed in the face by the vase of Cool J
I’m–[scratches]

I’m a beast on the microphone, a night stalker
A killing machine, a savage street talker
Jason with an axe, but I put it on wax
To eradicate the suckers who thought I had relaxed
The prince of hip hop, straight from Queens
Kicking it mean, keeping it clean
And you’ve never seen anybody rock the party
All you punks ? ? ? this beats Bacardi
I go to the show, and terrorize emcees, don’t you know
Moving my hand like I’m playing the piano
Don’t touch the dial, don’t change the channel
Don’t let me hear you say I ain’t debonair
I’m better than any emcee out there
As a matter of fact, suckers can’t compare
When I rocking the mic people stop and stare, a

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Jack The Ripper – Nick Cave & The Bad Seed

I got a woman
She rules my house with an iron fist
I got a woman
She rules my house with an iron fist
She screams out Jack the Ripper
Every time I try to give that girl a kiss


I got a woman
She strikes me down with a fist of lead
I got a woman
She strikes me down with a fist of lead
We bed in a bucket of butcher’s knives
A awake with a hatchet hanging over my head


Well you know the story of the viper
It’s long and lean with poison tooth
Yeah, you know the story of the viper
It’s long and lean with poison tooth
Well they’re hissing under the floorboards
Hanging down in bunches from my roof


I got a woman
She just hollers what she wants from where she is
I got a woman
She just hollers what she wants from where she is
She screams out Jack the Ripper
Every time I try to give that girl a kiss

Jack U Off – Prince

If U’re looking 4 somewhere 2 go
Girl, I’ll take U 2 a movie show
We can sit in the back and I’ll jack U off

I can’t give U everything U want
But I can take U 2 a restaurant
And if U’re not hungry, I’ll jack U off

If your man ain’t no good
Come on over 2 my neighborhood
We can jump in the sack and I’ll jack U off

If U’re tired of the masturbator
Little girl, we can go on a date, uh
And if U like, I’ll jack U off

CHORUS:
I’ll jack U off, jack U off
I’ll jack U off, jack U off
I’ll jack U off

I only do it 4 a worthy cause
Virginity or menopause
U’ll have an instant heart attack if I jack U off

If U really really wanna be a star
We gotta do it in your mama’s car
Naked in a Cadillac, I’ll jack U off

If we can’t find no place 2 go
Girl, I’ll take U 2 a movie show
We can sit in the back and I’ll jack U off

CHORUS

Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, I’ll jack U off
Alright, say it
Get some, want some [head]
I’ll jack U off

If U ain’t a chicken, baby, come here
If U’re good, I’ll even let U steer
As a matter of fact, U can jack me off

Yeah (That’s right)
I’ll jack U off, hey
Yeah!
(Sometimes)
I’ll jack U off!

Yeah, yeah, yeah…!

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J-Jump – Sesame Street

J jump joyful jumble around.
Juniper, Jan, Jane, John.
J jump joyful jumble around.
Jack-in-the-box jumping all over town!
Jingle jangle junk summer day.
Big J swingin’, flyin’ singin’–

J jump joyful jumble around,
On a just nice day with the jumpinest J’s in town.

Jingle jangle junk summer day
Big J swingin’, flyin’ singin’–

J jump joyful jumble around.
On a just nice day with the jumpinest J’s in town.

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