Valentine’s Day…Pan across the empty lot. Roger’s down
at
Mimi’s where he’s been for almost two months – tho’ te
talks about selling his guitar and getting out of here.
(Still
jealous jf Benny)…God knows where Collins and Angel
are…could be that new Shanty Town by the river or a
suite
at the plaza…Maureen and joanne are rehearsing. That
is if
they’re speaking this week…Me? I’m here. Nowhere.
MAUREEN
Every Single Day
I Walk Down The Street
I Hear People Say,
“Baby’s So Sweet”
Ever Since Puberty
Everybody Stares At Me
Boys-Girls
I Can’t Help It Baby
So Be Kind
Don’t Lose Your Mind
Just Remember That I’m Your Baby
Take Me For What I Am
Who I Was Meant To Be
And If You Give A Damn
Take Me Baby Or Leave Me
Take Me Baby Or Leave Me
A Tiger In A Cage
Can Never See The Sun
This Diva Needs Her Stage
Baby-Let’s Have Fun!
You Are The One I Choose
Folks’d Kill To Fill Your Shoes
You Love The Limelight Too, Baby
So Be Mine Or Don’t Waste Your Time
Cryin’-“Honeybear-Are You Still My
Baby?”
Take Me For What I Am
Who I Was Meant To Be
And If You Give A Damn
Take Me Baby Or Leave Me
No Way-Can I Be What I’m Not
But Hey-Don’t You Want Your Girl Hot!
Don’t Fight-Don’t Lose Your Head
Cause Every Night-Who’s In Your Bed?
Who’s In Your Bed, Baby?
Kiss Pookie
JOANNE
It Won’t Work.
I Look Before I Leap
I Love Margins And Discipline
I Make Lists In My Sleep
Baby What’s My Sin?
Never Quit – I Follow Through
I Hate Mess – But I Love You
What To Do
With My Impromtu Baby
So Be Wise
This Girl Satisfies
You’ve Got A Prize But Don’t Compromise
You’re One Lucky Baby
Take Me For What I Am
MAUREEN
A Control Freak
JOANNE
Who I Was Meant To Be
MAUREEN
A Snob-Yet Over-Attentive
JOANNE
And If You Give A Damn
MAUREEN
A Lovable, Droll Geek
JOANNE
Take Me Baby Or Leave Me
MAUREEN
And Anal Retentive!
BOTH
That’s It!
JOANNE
The Straw That Breaks My Back
BOTH
I Quit
JOANNE
Unless You Take It Back
BOTH
Women
MAUREEN
What Is It About Them?
BOTH
Can’t Live-
With Them-
Or Without Them!
Take Me For What I Am
Who I Was Meant To Be
And If You Give A Damn
Take Me Baby Or Leave Me
Take Me Baby
Or Leave Me
Guess I’m Leavin’
I’m Gone!