Watch the girl she’s very sad
She’s on the verge of going mad
She’s out to play but isn’t fun
And always firing her gun

She walks the line without a net
Is scared as hell to fall you bet
She’s full of love but loves to hate
And leaves the shocked bent outta shape

She’s a mad mad girl
Oh! She’s a mad mad girl
A mad mad girl

Candles, tea and cigarettes
She’s happy with her little pets
The beaujolais will make her cry
I wonder why, I wonder why

She stands before us all in white
Upon a stage under the lights
Her sex devouring the crowd
Has left the brave to shout aloud

Like humpty dumpty on the wall
She’s headed for a nasty fall
Oh my oh my I hope pray tell
She hits the ground and breaks her shell

She’s a mad mad girl
A mad mad girl

I was standing with my paper there
Minding my own news
For everything that someone said
Someone else had a different view

I watched the whole thing there
Unfold upon my tv screen
“A new world order is on its way”
Well pass the popcorn please
You don’t mean to tell me
No one here is going to get hurt
When there’s folks at home who
Eat dog food they can’t afford a shirt
Sure find out real fast who’s a sitting duck
When it’s a. . .

Mad mad world… shake your hands
And say good luck..it’s a
Mad mad world..I can not believe this stuff. . .it’s a
Mad mad world…getting madder every day….
Mad mad world…get involved and they’ll blow you away
Sure find out real fast when you’re a sitting duck
That it’s a mad mad world

A little man sits up way high
Way above the crowd
Can you make them dance real fast
Can you make them cheer real loud

Money doesn’t talk it swears
It sounds like a big machine
A voice on high says you reap what you sow
Just keep your own nose clean

More smoke fills up the air
More toxins up the creek
That’s when the cash it changes hands
So we turn the other cheek
Sure find out real fast just when you’ve
Had enough when it’s a…

CHORUS

He walks into the office and
He finds a big pink slip
It’s says “you are no longer needed here
So take a good long trip”
You can take your gold watch and
Stick it you know where
Cause he’s fired up and he’s jacked up and
He’s loaded up for bear

CHORUS

(Violent J)
I was never popular, this I’ll admit, fuck school never liked me, Goo!
All the kids would always beat me, until I’m half-dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shit never bothered me, Mama and Mother
They had a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement
And that’s where my free ti…well, my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head
It clucked three times: CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK!
And then it was dead
I made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neck
gobblegobblegobble, it was the shit (yeah)
But I’m still lonely, I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made a zombie
I could’ve made a girlie friend
But fuck that, I got my girlie right here…yeah!

(Chorus)
You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternity



(Violent J)
I used so many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of mother fuckers , like what, eighty?
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps, Even if you got a finger to lend, come on
I hear the other children playing outside
“Keep it down you little bitches, I’ll skin your fucking hides!”
?Stressful?, this part is wack
Some how I gots to attach this nut sack
Shit! Fuck! I’m sawing off an elbow
Looking at the meter I’m like ?Quasar and Ziphalo?
Or better yet look out the fucking window
I see a storms coming, almost time to roll
Screw the head on, come on, come on
It’s the thuggish, ruggish, bone
Okay it’s time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert
Fuck! Shit! Didn’t work

(Chorus)



It wasn’t always easy (Hell no!) let me tell ya
But fuck that, cause I ain’t no failure
I put the shit with the ?things? and this with that
Wait a minute…(brrrt) did you hear that?
It’s alive! I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that ?rocky rye? pour it in a cup
It will do exactly…hold up, pause
I ain’t cleaning his draws man, fuck that
Get him fat, get him ready, it’s almost time
Paint his ugly face up just like mine
I see him twitching, I’m on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work? You make the call
Shaggy? (What up, y’all!)

(Chorus) 3X

Mad Professor Blyth is working on his pet invention
to dematerialise himself into the fourth dimension
He’s got his mind set on illusion
to find the secrets of diffusion
Conclusion: he disappeared

Tried it on his cat one grey night when it was foggy
Never got it back Oh what happened to his Moggy
He’s got his mind set on illusion
to find the secrets of diffusion
Conclusion: he’s disappeared

All the kids around about his neighbourhood
used to laugh at him and call him names
Silly old bat freaky four-eyes
sort of things they used to shout
He can’t hear them now

He’s disappeared

Colleagues at the lab
they all thought that he was crazy
Don’t know where he’s at
His formulas to them are hazy

He had his mind set on illusion
He found the secrets of diffusion
Conclusion: he’s disappeared

You caught me with your eyes
I can feel what’s on your mind
Just like a gentle breeze
Touching only when you please
CHORUS 1
Shut down
She’s a mad queen
Watch out
She’s a love machine
I fall into a trance
Every time I watch you dance
Let’s end what you’ve begun
Sure your love, hat you have done
CHORUS 2
CHORUS 3
CHORUS 4
CHORUS 5

I feel stupid – but I know it won’t last for long
I’ve been guessing – I coulda been guessin’ wrong
You don’t know me now
I kinda thought that you should somehow
Does that whole mad season got ya down

I feel stupid but it’s something that comes and goes
I’ve been changin’ – think it’s funny how now one knows
We don’t talk about – the little things that we do without
When that whole mad season comes around

So why ya gotta stand there
Looking like the answer now
It seems to me – you’d come around
I need you now
Do you think you can cope
You figured me out – I’m lost and I’m hopeless
Bleeding and broken – though I’ve never spoken
I come undone – in this mad season

I feel stupid – but I think I been catchin’ on
I feel ugly – but I know I still turn you on
You seem colder now, torn apart, angry, turned around
Will that whole mad season knock you down

So are you gonna stand there
Are you gonna help me out
You need to be together now – I need you now
Do you think you can cope
You figured me out – I’m lost and I’m hopeless
Bleeding and broken – though I’ve never spoken
I come undone – in this mad season

Now I’m cryin’ – isn’t that what you want
I’m tryin’ to live my life on my own
But I won’t
At times – I do believe I am strong
So someone tell me why, why, why
Do I, I, I feel stupid
And I came undone
And I came undone

I need you now
Do you think you can cope
You figured me out – I’m lost and I’m hopeless
Bleeding and broken – though I’ve never spoken

I need you now
Do you think you can cope
You figured me out – I’m a child and I’m hopeless
Bleeding and broken – though I’ve never spoken
I come undone – in this mad season

In this mad season
There’s been a mad season
Been a mad season

Man, I ain’t got time 4 that girl
Say what?
Yeah, she always want 2 talk 2 somebody
Believe me, I know her
Yeah

I see U at another party
Dancin’ all over the place
Lookin’ 4 the perfect body
2 go with the perfect face

Bushy head mulatto breakdown
And your lips got wet 2day (Lips got wet 2day)
Same damn bird from London (Same damn cuckoo)
Finally had the nerve 2 say (What’d she say?)
(I’ll tell ya ? listen)

CHORUS:
I used 2 have mad sex in the horny morning
I used 2 have mad sex in the afternoon
I used 2 have mad sex when me and this mulatto go down
2 dirty up another room

Do it till your tattoo’s dizzy
And the stud in your mouth turns gold
Till the animal prints U flaunt so lovely
Is full of little bloody holes

Bushy head mulatto breakdown
And your lips got wet 2day
The same damn bird from London
Uh, finally had the nerve 2 say (What’d she say?)

CHORUS

Mad sex {x2}

Steppin’ up on the others tryin’ 2 make a jealous brotha
Get U nothin’ but another night of vibration
One nation under your groove and still U can’t break my cool

I see U at another party
Once again the talk of the town
Break another heart, U sorry… skench!
One day U’re gonna tumble down, down, down, down
(Tumble down, down, down)

Bushy head mulatto breakup
And U never really knew my name (What good is time)
What good is time if U take up (What good is time if U take up)
Every day 2 complain? (Oh)

CHORUS {x2}

Dirty up another, dirty up another, dirty up another room (Mad sex)
Oh yeah {x4} (Mad sex)
I used 2 have mad sex {x3}
(Mad sex)
2 dirty up another room (Dirty, dirty, dirty)
Mad sex {x2}
Dirty, dirty
Mad sex {x2}

I’ve been there before
A long time ago
But this time I wear no sandals
Ages past I gave all you people
Food and water
Three feet tall, so very small
I’m no trouble
I bring thunder and lightning
Sun and the rain
For all the people in the land
A message of love
I bring you from up above
All you children gather around
Come join your hands and sing along
They call me mad the swine
I guess I’m mad the swine
I’ve come to save you
Save you
Mad the swine
Mad the swine
So all you people gather around
Hold out your hands and praise the lord
I walk upon the water
Just as before
I help the meek and the mild
The believers and the blind
And all the creatures great and small
Let me take you to the river
Without a fall
Then one day you’ll realise
You’re all the same within his eyes
That’s all I’ve got to say
Just like before
They call me mad the swine
Mad the swine
Come to save you
Save you
Mad the swine
Mad the swine
So all you people gather around
Hold out your hands and praise the lord
So all you people gather around
Hold out your hands and praise the lord
Don’t ever fail me
Mad the swine
Mad the swine
Come to save you
Save you
Mad the swine
Mad the swine
So all you people gather around
Hold out your hands and praise the lord
Hands and praise the lord

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places
Worn out faces

Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere
Going nowhere

Their tears are filling up their glasses
no expression
No expression

Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
no tomorrow
No tomorrow

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i?m dying
Are the best i?ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
?cause I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It?s a very very
Mad world
Mad world
Mad world
Mad world

Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy birthday
Happy birthday

Made to feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen
Sit and listen

Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me
No one knew me

Now the teacher tells me what?s my lesson
Look right through me
Look right through me

And I find it kind of funny…

The sunrise fills your eyes, cannot hear your cries
Pleading please just go away
I can’t take another day of this
No surprise, a surplus of lies, freed from the skies

Is there something that I missed?
Can’t even take another day of this
Lower than piss, have you ever felt like this?
She can’t recall the last time she avoided it
Lower than piss, have you ever felt like this?
Judging by your eyes like crystal balls
Madam Me is predicting that your answer will be yes

The sunrise burned out your eyes, failed to apologize
As it was eating at your face,
took your smile away without a trace of it
Warmer than piss have you ever felt like this?
It just might take a fever to encounter it
Knee deep in shit there’s no avoiding it
From your knees you’re coated brown,
to your toes there is no sound like this

And I will keep you warm in hell
And I will keep you warm in hell
And I will keep you warm in hell
Way down in hell