Adrian: (giggle) Hello!
Guy: Adrian starts with the letter A, just like the alphabet. Here’s a song about the way I feel about her.
(Guy and Adrian start walking past a row of alphabet blocks. As he sings, he tosses each block to the ground.)
Guy: (sings) A, you’re adorable
B, you’re so beautiful
C, you’re a cutie full of charms
D, you’re a darling
And E, you’re exciting
And F, you’re a feather in my arms
Adrian: (giggles) A feather-that tickles!
Guy: G, you look good to me
H, you’re so heavenly
I, you’re the one I idolize
J, we’re like Jack and Jill
K, you’re so kissable
L is the love light in your eyes
M, N, O, P, I could go on all day
Q, R, S, T, alphabetically speaking, you’re okay
U made my life complete
V means you’re very sweet
W, X, Y, Z
It’s fun to wander through the alphabet with you
To tell you what you mean to me
(Just then Cookie Monster marches up, demanding–)
Cookie Monster: Where’s my blocks?!
Adrian: EEEEEEKKK!!!!!!
(She runs off, leaving Guy looking very embarassed. As he begins the second half, he starts hurriedly picking up blocks. Each time, Cookie Monster grabs it away and eats it in that ab-ab way of his.)
Guy: (speaks, the tune still playing) Well, here’s A … and B … C … D … and E … and F … Gee! … H …
Cookie Monster: I! Where’s I?
Guy: Here’s I! … and J … and K … and here’s L …. M, N, O, P, I could go on all day–
CM: Do! Do! (ab-ab-ab)
Guy: (hurriedly now) Q, R, S, T,–alphabetically speaking, you’re okay–U! V! W X Y Z! It’s fun to wander through! The alphabet with you! And tell you what you mean to me! (Runs off)
Cookie Monster: (just before he eats the last block) Bye bye!