B or not a B?
That is the question.
Whether ’tis the second letter of the alphabet, or some other merry letter.
(He raises the letter B and gazes upon it)
B or not a B?
This letter doth have a stiff, straight back.
And the word “back” begineth with B!
B or not a B?
This letter doth have two bumps in the front.
And I reckon the word “bump” begineth with B!
Zoons, the word “begineth” begineth with B!
If “begineth” be a word.
Now, by my sword, I declare, B or not a B, ’tis B!
Good night, sweet B.
(He kisses the lucky letter B!)

B is for bubble
Bubble, bubble, bubble
B is for bubble
Bubble, bubble, bubble
B is for bubble and bubblegum
And B is for brother who brought you some
And B is better than any letter for bubblegum

Repeat as a round

Okay everybody, I’m gonna tell you about some birthday parties I’ve been to
And when I get to the “Happy Birthday” part, well,
I want you to say “Happy Birthday” the same way the animals said it at the party
Here we go!

A cat had a birthday and all the cats came
To eat cat cake and play a cat game
To open cat presents and when they were through
They said “Happy Birthday” the way cats do

And they said, “Meow, meow, meow”
Everybody do it now, “Meow, meow, meow”
Really nothing to it, “Meow, meow, meow”
Well image that, you’ve just said “Happy Birthday” in cat
That’s what you did!

A duck had a birthday and all the ducks came
To eat duck cake and play a duck game
To open duck presents and when they were through
They said “Happy Birthday” the way that ducks do

And they said, “Quack, quack, quack”
Everybody do it now, “Quack, quack, quack”
Really nothing to it, “Quack, quack, quack”
Well the ducks are in luck, you’ve just said “Happy Birthday” in duck

Now when a rooster wants to say “Happy Birthday” to you
He says, “Cock-a-doodle, cock-a-doodle-do”
Now listen real close and I’ll tell you more
“Happy Birthday” to a lion is a great big “ROAR”, nice

A cow had a birthday and all the cows came
To eat cow cake and play a cow game
To open cow presents and when they were through
They said “Happy Birthday” the way cows do

And they said, “Moo, moo, moo”
Everybody do it now, “Moo, moo, moo”
Really nothing to it, “Moo, moo, moo”
Well you just learned how to say “Happy Birthday” in cow

Where’s the cats? (meow, meow, meow)
Let’s hear the ducks! (quack, quack, quack)
Do it rooster! (cock-a-doodle-do)
What’s up lion? (ROAR)
Word cows! (moo, moo, moo)

You were really great, I’m proud of ya, “Happy Birthday”!

There’s a brand new baby at Katie’s house
There’s a brand new baby at Katie’s house
There’s a brand new baby at Katie’s house
A baby in her family

Now babies are very special
They need lots of care when they’re brand new
But Katie is older and bigger
And she is special too

Spoken: I’m a big sister!
You are a big sister.

Did you ever wanna see what the birdies see?
Well I do!
Did you ever wanna see what the birdies see?
Well I do!
Birdies see from way up high
Because they hang out in the sky
Things sure look different, my-oh-my
When you see with a birdie’s eye

(the video is shown and the game is played)

Things sure look different, my-oh-my
When you see with a birdie’s eye

Voice #1: I heard a bark. Go out and see what it is.

Voice #2: A bark?

Voice #1: Go on and see.

Voice #2: Okay, but it’s awfully dark out here.

(There might be a line here I don’t recall. We see the light from a flashlight shining around. Suddenly, the sound of knocking into something is heard.)

Voice #1: What happened? I heard a bump.

Voice #2: Oh, it’s just me. I tripped over that broken chair.

Voice #1: An old broken chair? Can’t you take that to the dump?

Voice #2: Not in the dark, I can’t. Now leave me alone! (Pause. Light shines around.) Sure is dark out here … (Pause.) Wait a minute? Did you hear a little, tiny bark?

Voice #1: No, I didn’t hear a bark.

Voice #2: Well, I was sure I heard a …

Voice #3: Bark!

Voices #1 and #2: YEEEOOOWWW!

(Light shines on the owner of the third voice –a spotted brown puppy.)

Puppy: Can you give me directions to the park? Rrruff!