Come on baby to my sex party
Willkomen to my sex party
New Year’s Eve time for a sex party
German porn’s my only sex party

Come a little closer
I got you something to see
Come a little closer
Come on closer to me
Come to my sex party

Wiener Schnitzel und a sex party
Health tonic it oughta fuck you up
Sauerkraut und a sex party
It’ll be just like in Germany
Farfergnhugen und a sex party
Adolph Hitler oughta fuck you up
In my pants it’s a sex party
In my pants and everyone comes

Come a little closer
I got you something to see
Come a little closer
We’ll watch it there on TV
Come a little closer
Hear the music play
Come a little closer
It’s all cabaret

Come little closer
It’s all German porn
Come little closer
Before the pages get torn

Volkswagen und a sex party
Adolph Hitler oughta fuck you up

Wheelin’
Dealin’
Stealin’
Smokin’ banana peelins

Rollin’
Strollin’
Bowlin’
Cash my chips and go

Back to the river
Hopped up in a Flivver
My dice make em shiver
Cuz I’m the love-giver
Yeah I make em quiver
A quantity of liver is all I need right now

Slicin’
Dicin’
Spicin’
Takin’ erythromycin

Smokin’
Tokin’
Chokin’
Bet it ’til I go broke

Shoot Atlantic City
Naw it sure ain’t pretty
This town ain’t got no pity
I’m just tryin to look witty
Get a little ditty
Just to put it in the kitty
What else am I due

Hockin’
Clockin’
Shockin’
Slot machines come mockin’

Lyin’
Cryin’
Dyin’
Pawn my axe for buyin’

Back to the river
Hopped up in a Flivver
My dice make em shiver
Cuz I’m the love-giver
Yeah I make em quiver
A quantity of liver
That’s all I have to say

I call him Gamblor
It’s such a shandor
I appreciate his candor
But it’s never been me heretofore