The problem is all inside your head
She said to me
The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover

She said it’s really not my habit
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

She said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again
I said I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways

She said why don’t we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You’ll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me
And I realized she was probably right
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

Old, old limbs move slowly now
Up and down stairs from bed to chair
A balsa puppet struggles to remember
Cheering crowds and famous victories
That was a full life
Now dim in a half-light
Of newsreels and winner’s shields
Take care, move slowly now
There are precious few
Who still remember you

Sat with strawberries and cream
Listening to all the players scream
From right to left and left to right
“The ball was in!”
“No, it was out!”
The money goes up the fun has gone
There’s a thousand pounds on every point
And all the players bicker and shout
“The ball was in!”
“No, it was out!”
That’s not what tennis is all about
That’s not what the game is all about
Whether the ball was in or out
That’s not what tennis is all about
You cannot be serious!

DJ Paul and Juicy J-
I’m bout to blow them boys ass off
(Whatcha niggas wanna do?)
I’m bout to blow them boys ass off
(Talkin all that fuckin shit)
I’m bout to blow them boys ass off
(Coward ass bitches)
I’m bout to blow them boys ass off
(Whatcha niggas wanna do?)
I’m bout to blow them boys ass off
(Talkin all that fucking shit)
I’m bout to blow them boys ass off
(Fighting niggas over a bitch)
I’m bout to blow them boys ass off
(Fuck you motherfuckin hoes)
I’m bout to blow them boys ass off

Juicy J-
To you haters I’m the predator
Set em up, wet em up
When I’m in the hood, I’m like a drug-dealer regular
Coke poppin, bird shoppin, droppin don’tcha step ta tha
Triple six, guns click, bitch we the murderers

Crunchy Black-
Triple six is the clique, why y’all niggas keep hatin me
Y’all gone make a nigga posse up and come and getcha bitch
Grab that nigga by his throat, if he hollas, let em go
I ain’t gon’ let that nigga go, I’ma hit it at em wit da fourty-four

Lord Infamous-
I’ma sic’ em, heat em, leave em bleedin, fill em fulla millimeter
Bitch ass nigga, torture treat em, creature feature, coke and weed
Soze, Two-L O Y D, sippin ounces of that liter
Ask me if I worship Satan, I’ma send yo ass ta see em

DJ Paul-
Now tell me how you boys talk wit all that shit in yo mouth
And how the hell you down ta key that open doors for tha Mid-South?
I put half of you haters on, make half of you haters groan
Left half of you haters alone
and watched you die all on your own and feel for ya

DJ Paul and Juicy J-
I’m bout to blow them boys ass off
(Whatcha bitches wanna do?)
I’m bout to blow them boys ass off
(Cuz nigga we ain’t playin wit ya)
I’m bout to blow them boys ass off
(Whatcha hoes wanna do?)
I’m bout to blow them boys ass off
(We got them tones ready ta blast)
I’m bout to blow them boys ass off
(What’s up nigga?)
I’m bout to blow them boys ass off
(Scared ass cowards)
I’m bout to blow them boys ass off
(Ain’t no cowards in this motherfucker)
I’m bout to blow them boys ass off
(Ain’t no cowards)

A quiet Sunday afternoon, away from town and work
Scatter all the groundbait down, relax with rod and hook
But as the worm he wriggles round he dreams of just one wish
The angler would fall into the pond and get eaten by the fish

45 seconds of ecstasy.
How it comes right back to me.
Fly so high and feel so free.
45 seconds of ecstasy.
45 seconds of ecstasy.

Cuts right through the complexity.
When I feel him right next to me.
45 seconds of ecstasy.

The wife she washes the football strip
The wife buys my sports socks and irons my kit
I lose a golf shoe, the wife looks for it
And that’s what I call teamwork
And that’s what I call teamwork
The wife she repairs my badminton shorts
The wife types up the team reports
The wife feeds the kids whilst I’m on the court
And that’s what I call teamwork
And that’s what I call teamwork
And that’s what I call teamwork

When racing fast it’s easy enough
To make a wrong decision
Just be sure that when you crash
You’re on television
You’re on television
You’re on television
You’re on television

In the light of the ignorance and misplaced fear
Of the panicked bosses of the Football League
It isn’t surprising that hugging and kissing
Are banned on account of the threat of AIDS
It isn’t surprising, but it’s another depressing
Part of the continuing homophobia
Of old boys clubs scared of men touching
Scared of men openly displaying affection

(Shaquille O’Neal)
Yo Clark give me some of that (*Scratch*)
(Shaq) uh-huh
(Clark, yeah, T.W.IsM. uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh Clockworld, here we go)

(Shaquille O’Neal)
Here’s the proper set off, wet soft that’s how my honeys get
Never personal baby I ain’t the one to trip
Nuthin but G’z when I come to get
Not like fake emcees who walk around broke with a money clip
Quite confusin ain’t it?
They try to fool a brother
They never pass 8th grade and wanna sue a brother
Just select a view got boo
Cause only two people in this world I trust me and not you
Don’t admire me and the guideline play by the rules
Follow step by step and life’s kinda cool
About getting dough you shouldn’t joke
Cause ain’t nothing funny about waking up good and broke
I wasn’t born filthy I remember poor
A lot of cats’ front used to be poor before
Now only poor rhymes up in my cup off
Way to wash those linen clothes before you pour

(Chorus)
(Clark Kent)
I give all except that
You gotta accept that
For this money or the honey
She won’t respect that
For my dogs where you rest at
No set backs CK, BK
The Bricks City now check that

(Shaquille O’Neal)
Don’t like surprise now do my thing up upon the regular
Behind my O’s changing comma suit ecetera
A lot of cake proof not a fake
Until then act like a broke mirror and stay out my face
That is stinking if you thinking that I can’t flow
A penny for you thought left that in Orlando
Your man know I’m unstoppable when it’s hot
Even hotter than the Sun’s ?whip cream? to stop
Hotter than Jordan when he hit Clive for 35
In the first half alone in my microphone
It’s hotter than a heater hotter than Satan with a fever
Hotter as Rakim follow the leader
Hotter than me all alone in a two seater
Of the puff joint hot as senorita
Twice as hot as a lion in the desert chasing a cheetah
Hot as a Clark beat when the sh.. hit the meter
(Chorus)
(Clark Kent)
I give all except that
You gotta accept that
For this money or the honey
She won’t respect that
For my dogs where you rest at
No set backs CK, BK
The Bricks City now check that

(Shaquille O’Neal)
Watch your daughter Shaq’s about to enter the fourth quarter
In the pink I’m water like H20
Take you slow in a flash make you know
How perfect a great cool flow let us stop it
Only profits allowed to speak on my companies
While your business is up and down like chumpy cheese
Know the reason why you come to me
Most likely wanna be me but will settle just to run with me
It’s all good you know I’m ammune to all your gas
I run an option like war and mood then I pass
I don’t rush the trust I must discuss
Those two pockets rush can’t run with us
One way or another know my style I don’t show nuttin
Catch me all on your grill like you own something
Three quarters of them is fronting up in the mix
And pissing in the wind broke beyond fix so what

(Chorus)
(Clark Kent)
I give all except that
You gotta accept that
For this money or the honey
She won’t respect that
For my dogs where you rest at
No set backs CK, BK
The Bricks City now check that