(Ming Xia) Welcome……. To the……. Karma……… Hoooooooo………. (x2)
(First Verse) Karma Hotel lobby, and I’m lookin’ for enlightenment Concierge, where can I go to find adventure and excitement? Played of all the casinos, bars, and orgies, they bore me Here’s another twenty, now what you got for me? He stared at me hard, finally dipped in his drawer Flipped the elevator keys and said “Go to the fourteenth floor” So in a flash I was there, cold knock on the door Bombarded by cigar smoke, the smell of Hell and War And when the fog cleared, the scene was like an eerie nightmare “Come in, we’ve been waitin’ on you for years” “You wanted adventure, now you got it boy, don’t show me no tears,” “This is the place where you face your desires and fears,” In each of his hands was a revolver, forty-five in the left Twenty-two in his right Russian roulette’s the game tonight And there’s NO escape, so don’t try to run But I’ll fill your life with bliss if you’re alive once the death wheel has spun “Choose your gun” Gimme the forty-five, I said with a smile “Here’s a shiny silver bullet, might as well go out in style” Put one in the cylinder, spun it, aimed at my dome and slowly clicked it Now I feel the adrenheline rush that’s got me so addicted Motivatin’ me to play, a second time, then a third time Fourth time I clicked and popped BOOM! Money shot Next morning, cops found me, needle stickin’ out my arm Peep the drama, another sad story at the Karma
(Chorus: Ming Xia) Welcome to the Karma Hotel Looks like Heaven but could be Hell Where pleasant screams transform to yells And every suite casts its own spell (2x)
(Second Verse) Peep the gamblin’ scene Gettin’ dough as he rambled the fiends Exotic queens dancin’ with tamborines And the Gambler’s theme One eye open, one eye scopin’ Watchin’ his gat, watchin’ his back Watchin’ his stack, watchin’ his wrap Watchin’ his deck, as people notice like “OH SHIT! Boy just won a hundred grand!” “Where? Where?” “Oh my God, at Table Seven, did you see him yet?” Look at his chips, all that green growin’ like Chia Pets Two out the handle and he can’t stop The more and more the fans flock, the more the dice out his hands drop Walk in the room, he’s bettin’ and makin’ money and every table Women are sweatin’ him like he was James Bond or Joe David Yeah, he’s satisfied, he’s in his element now To do this for the rest of his life is how it’s goin’ down So it seems like, he got his whole shit set But his son is gangbangin’ in the park, holdin’ a rain check Meanwhile, somehow, somethin’ is kinda eerie About this place that he seems to be payin’ a permanent visit to Every face he sees, expressionless, like a mannequin He really wants to leave, but stays cool, to avoid panickin’ He’s gettin’ the same attention, but somethin’ seems sorta different He’s wrinklin’ up, losin’ weight, and his body’s startin’ to stiffen Now he notices years have passed in one night He made more cash than we could imagine, but never lived life
(Chorus)
(Third Verse: Ming Xia & amp)
(Ming Xia) Since we’re all trapped in, peace guys, see you later I’ma go to that red door near the elevator Triple nines on nails danglin’ off the door Excuse me sir, I didn’t notice you before
Pleased to meet you, Macristo’s the name Pretty young thing Come into my room, I’d like to play a game, it’s called “Doom” Beat the friends and family Gotta give yourself to me By the way, what’s your name?
(Ming Xia) Eve
Check the scenery
(Ming Xia) Looks so happy, at the same time The way they’re entwined seems so good it’s a crime
Believe in me as I believe in yo
[Shrek] Hi everybody and welcome to the Shrek and the swamp Karaoke Dance Party! I’m gonna bring it down with one of my personal favourites…
Don’t go changin’ To try and please me You’ve never let me down beofre mmmmmmm
[Fiona] I made it through the wilderness You know i made it through ooh ooh ooh ooh Didn’t know how lost I was until I found you
[Donkey] Yeah! I like big butts and i cannot lie You other brothers can’t deny When a girl walks in With an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get
[Thelonias] Feelings…
[Robin Hood] It’s fun to stay at the YMCA It’s fun to stay at the YMCA (ha ha ha ha ha)
[Gingerbread Man] Do you really wnat to hurts me? (OW!) Do you really want to make me cry? (Ah ah ah ah)
[Farquad (??)] Staying alive, staying alive! (Oh oh oh oh)
[Wolf] Who let the dogs out? [Pigs] Who who who who? [Wolf] Who let the dogs out? [Pigs] Who who who who? Yahoo!
[Donkey] I say get up, and dance to the music! (dum dum ba dum dum dum da dum da dum)
[All] Dance to the music Dance to the music
[Pinnocio] All we need is a drummer!
[Dwarf] For people who only need a beat yeah!
(Yeah Brake it down Green Girl!)
[Theonlias] I’m gonna add some bottom!
[Gingerbread Man] So that the dancers just won’t hide! (Yeah, Take it Shrek!)
[Shrek] You might loike to hear my organ
[Donkey] I said Riiide, Sally Ride
[Shrek and Fiona] I can’t see me lovin nobody but you For all my liife
[All] Dance to the music Dance to the music Dance to the music (so happy together) Dance ot the music (so happy together) Dance to the music (so happy togehter) Dance to the music!
[Donkey] Hey Pinnochio, you wanna whatch where you put that nose, man?
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Ah, Kansas City coming to get my baby back home yeah, yeah I’m gonna Kansas city coming to get my baby back home yeah, yeah Well, it’s a long, long, time since my baby’s been gone
Ah, Kansas City coming to get my baby on time yeah, yeah I’m gonna Kansas City coming to get my baby on time yeah, yeah It’s just a one, two, three, four five, six, seven, eight, nine, wah
Hey, hey, hey, hey hey, baby, you’re no clown I say you’re no clown Now, now, now, now, Tell me baby What’s been wrong with you
Hey, hey, hey, hey hey, baby, you’re no clown I say you’re no clown Now, now, now, now, Tell me baby What’s been wrong with you
Well, I’ll say bye bye, bye, baby bye, bye Oh, so long Bye, bye, baby I’m gone Yeah, I said bye, bye, baby, bye, bye bye, bye, bye, bye
Well, I’ll say bye bye, bye, baby bye, bye Oh, so long Bye, bye, baby I’m gone Yeah, I said bye, bye, baby, bye, bye bye, bye, bye, bye |
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