Yoke the Joker!!!! *laughter*
Intro: Treach
There are too many overnight MC’s but one And too many wacked who haven’t paid dues You have now entered the path of the Flavor Unit and we are Naughty By Nature and we will just do by terminating you
Verse 1: Treach
I can snap rap pack click clack patter pat pat Take that ass to the point you have to ask for your ass back A fuckin joker smoker, taunted by no one If I was born in Chung Li’s temple I would’ve turned out a shogun Smack the any-and-all talk, jokers I can’t hawk And all that shit I hear about me losin is small talk I ain’t a punk, I’ll slot’cha, furthermore I don’t scare chief The reason I called you ‘pussy’ cos you are what you eat, each look is a little closer to the centre of a blowpipe Don’t speak when I am talkin, this is my fuckin sho-op How dare you even try me? Don’t you know you be funky, while you’re smilin backstage doin mother, ugh, doggystyle Hot, wild, raw, whores’ still suave *laughter* Check out this style that I’ve soul-simulated, sounds from a stocky semi-social, never seem sloppy See silly slappin suckers, sorry saps and slouchers Straps slammin stouch, mackin this mass is savvy We see so-so-songs and some shots, so snaps steppin separate, start slowly, go solo Set the cassette stereo, sounds diffin Stood the Sagittarian, some marriage is a system Smoke the joker, three times over and owe her, go with the flow or I’m about to yoke a joker
Verse 2: Treach
All that straight faced shit like your heart had been thru Smile and give your face somethin the fuck to do You’re ugly, smugly, squiggly, dilly-wrinkled faced bastard Someone needs to hit and run ya to run ya ass over backwards Let’s giddy up, yep yep, another fuck up Grab your microphone, battle time shown up Any freestyle I see while I prowl I dial a new style, tell me about ooh-chow Another victory, it’s mystery I smoke your skull, your brain’ll come blistery All fuzzy, dirty, dizzy, does he get the things he needs? Remember how blistery? You ain’t ready for the Freddy of rap You can’t kill me, I step into your dreams, you feel me slicin your life away, just like I might today I eat you the psycho way, I’m rippin shit right away…… I treat ya like a bitch in a ditch off of angel dust Take you to a ????, sure you can fly, just jump slut You think you might say a rhyme, then someone might order like You couldn’t wet shit up in a motherfuckin water fight All luck y’all, look at the props y’all So proud I’m sure, suck my encore’s Swingin a bolo, your flow goes solo I’ll smoke ya It’s time to yoke the joker
Verse 3: Treach
The only way you would be gettin dis jump like a girlie is if your father would’ve bothered to pull it out early You ain’t got a single drip drop, you’re stripped of hip-hop If I see ya disagreein, you’ll be gettin your shit dropped It’s extended version, the side you can’t fuck with You’ll get the jimmy MC, you’re swift to kick the bucket I’m tired of Mr. Nice Guy, place your price high Bet on a battle rhymer, tell my chances are sky high Never would you ever get the thriller, say y’all sweat “Y’know that kid Treach, I took him out, he was no threat” Because you know I’m better than that on my worst day Takin competition’s what I do in the worst way Quick to do a hit, for you most likely I spoiled ya I bored and ignored ya, then boringly floored ya The proof is in the footin, my collar ain’t wooden It takes more than an axe to tax, bless the children Physically, facially, racially made to be crazily paid or G, what a fuckin way to be Hot damn, I’m a man with a hand plan This smack that then attract the new game plan Eat your bi
I’m a poor peasant boy, I’m a dirt farmer’s son And I feel like a king when I know that my work is all done. For at twilight I know, there’s a place I must go To sing my song of love for one who waits all alone. Yote amo Maria, Maria amor, yote amo Maria, Maria mi amor.
Oh the beautiful sights, of the great city lights Where most people must run to try to have fun, not for me. For this woman of mine, is much sweeter than wine And I spend all the time I can find with my Marie. Yote amo Maria, Maria amor, yote amo Maria, Maria mi amor.
Oh the joy of my life, will one day be my wife And we’ll spend all our days watching the world roll on by. When her time comes to fly, to that home in the sky I pray the angels above will love her as much as I. Yote amo Maria, Maria amor, yote amo Maria, Maria mi amor. |
Snoop Dogg (Q-Tip):
I put it down for the LBC (I put it down for a place called Queens) You know I represent the 213 (I hold it down for the big city) I keep it gangsta for all my young g’s (All the P-Y-T’s with they own car keys) I put it down for all the ladies its all about you
(Raphael Saadiq) I tried to look the other way But there you passed me by I saw you holding Q Tips hand And girl danm near died They way you hold that cosmo Just fits you to a tee But I just wish that you was sitting Right next to me I wonder what was God’s mind The day that he made you I know he wrote a new commandment After he was through But every time i see you I find something new I just gotta have you
Chorus: repeat 2X
I really want you I just gotta have you
(Raphael Saadiq) Me and nephew snoop was eating At the serving spoon And my partner skin it back Was sitting with us too And all of a sudden Your body was inside I couldn’t finish breakfast Now something just aint right Now snoop was looking like What the hell is wrong with you I said I know you understand Youve been through a few But this one is special Special to me Is it my imagination killing me
Chorus: repeat 2X
I really want you I just gotta have you
(Snoop Dogg) I just can’t fake it no more I can’t take it no more I need you in my life for sure My wife for sure No turning back It’s on and crackin’ Pure satisfaction Girl that’s what’s haps
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Nobody else could make me happy No one could hurt me like you do You were the only one That mattered
Then you were gone…Love had moved on Left me alone thinking of…
You…There was never any other You…and I were created to be true
Isn’t it Love that keeps us breathing Isn’t it love we’re sent here for Wasn’t that love that we were feeling (That was something baby)
Deep in our soul…Deeper than we know Keeping me holding out for
You…There was never any question You’ll be forever on my mind
You and I, we were meant to be together True hearts in a world where love is dyin’
And I might as well have been dyin’ when We were apart When you came back I felt the beating of my heart
You…There was never any question You’ll be forever on my mind You and I, we were meant to be together You…and only you
It was you…only you You…Always you
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I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda, S O D A, soda.
I saw the little runt/wimp sitting there on a log. I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda, Y O D A, Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.
Well, I’ve been around but I ain’t never seen a guy who looks like a Muppet but he’s wrinkled and green, Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.
Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand how he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand oh my Yoda. Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Well, I left home just a week before, and I’ve never ever been a Jedi before but Obi-Wan he set me straight of course, He said, “Go to Yoda and he’ll show you the Force.”
Well, I’m not the kind that’ll argue with Ben So it looks I’m gonna start all over again with my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
So I used the force, I picked up a box, I lifted some rocks, Well I stood on my head, Well I won’t forget what Yoda said. He said “Luke, stay away from the darker side, and if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide.” Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.
“I know Darth Vader’s really got you annoyed. But, remember if you kill him then you’ll be unemployed” Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess so I’m gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess. But I know that I’ll be coming back some day I’ll be playing this part till I’m old and grey.
The Long-term contract I hadda sign says I’ll be making these movies till the end of time with my Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda (continue to fade…)
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