Yoda – Weird Al Yankovic

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
where it bubbles all the time
like a giant carbonated soda,
S O D A, soda.

I saw the little runt/wimp sitting there on a log.
I asked him his name
and in a raspy voice he said Yoda,
Y O D A, Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.

Well, I’ve been around but I ain’t never seen
a guy who looks like a Muppet
but he’s wrinkled and green,
Oh my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.

Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
how he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
oh my Yoda.
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before,
and I’ve never ever been a Jedi before
but Obi-Wan he set me straight of course,
He said, “Go to Yoda and he’ll show you the Force.”

Well, I’m not the kind that’ll argue with Ben
So it looks I’m gonna start all over again
with my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

So I used the force,
I picked up a box,
I lifted some rocks,
Well I stood on my head,
Well I won’t forget what Yoda said.
He said “Luke, stay away from the darker side,
and if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide.”
Oh my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.

“I know Darth Vader’s really got you annoyed.
But, remember if you kill him then you’ll be unemployed”
Oh my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
so I’m gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess.
But I know that I’ll be coming back some day
I’ll be playing this part till I’m old and grey.

The Long-term contract I hadda sign
says I’ll be making these movies till the end of time
with my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
(continue to fade…)

Author: admin on October 7, 2013
Category: Y Song Lyrics
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