Why do I keep scratching
scratching my balls
I dont like this feeling
I dont like it at all

Cause I got crabs, I got crabs, I got crabs
I got those little fuckers biting and
Sucking my blood

There’s crab eggs in my bed
There in the carpet too
I’ll go to the store
Buy A200 shampoo
I got R.I.D. of them
I got all of them
They won’t be back
Wait a second, what is
This itching in my crack

Cause I got crabs, I got crabs
I got crabs, I got those little
Fuckers biting and sucking my blood

Even if it’s easy to be free
What’s your definition of freedom?
And who the fuck are you, anyway?
Who the fuck are they?
Who the fuck am I to say?
What the fuck is really going on?
How did the cat get so fat?
Why does the family die?
Do you care why?
’cause there hasn’t been a sign
Of anything gettin’ better in the ghetto
People’s fed up
But when they get up
You point your fuckin’ finger
You racist, you bigot
But that’s not the problem
Now is it?
It’s all about the money
Political power is takin
Protecting the rich denying the poor
Yeah, they love to watch the war from the White House
And I wonder how can they sleep at night?
How can they sleep at night?
How did the cat get so fat? (x4)

Starry, starry night
Paint your palette blue and gray
Look out on a summer day
With eyes that know the darkness in my soul
Shadows on the hill
Sketch the trees and daffodils
Catch the breeze and winter chills
In colors on the snowy linen land.

Now i understand what you tried to say to me
And how you suffered for your sanity
How you tried to set them free
They would not listen
They did not know how
Perhaps they’ll listen now

Starry, starry night
Portraits hung in empty halls
Frameless heads on nameless walls
With eyes that watch the world
And can’t forget like strangers
That you’ve met
Ragged men in ragged clothes
The silver thorn, a bloody rose
Lie crushed and broken on the virgin snow

Now i think i know
What you tried to say to me
How you suffered for your sanity
And you tried to set them free:
They would not listen
They’re not listening still
Perhaps they never will
For they could not love you
But still, your love was true
And when no hope was left inside
On that starry, starry night
You took your life as lovers often do
But i could’ve told you, Vincent
This world was never meant for one
As beautiful as you.

Get out of my way
Can’t you see im from East Bay
I Know Blatz, down with E.B.U.
I bet I got way more piercings than you

I just love this town
My girlfriend weighs 84 pounds
Met her at the New Method wher I get in for free
She don’t pay rent neither do me
(hey hey hey)

When we go out tonight
Gotta get my hair just right
Prodius pads with 2 inch sole
I?ll get my picture with Murray Bowles

Gotta get those flyers out
Might get signed to lookout
After that i’ll go far
Fame, Fortion, D.M.R.
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Don’t believe a word your
grandfather says
He’s been classified grade A psychotic
You see it from the hole in his head
A saner man would have used a bigger gun

Degeneration AH AH AH AH AH
The lunatic clause was written for you

The Story sponken is a story unheard
by you so listen cause it’s unbelievable
A certain trait has passed while centuries turned
This certain trait has been a family tradition

No simple way to tell you, son
We share the same red tainted blood
I’m gonna kill me, you’re gonna kill you
Killing you…

Don’t believe a word you’re
grandfater says
Don’t believe a word you’re grandfater says
Don’t believe a word you’re grandfater says
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