Bif Naked

32 Fuetes – Bif Naked

ok trivia question # 152?Name the ballet in which the pricipal lead dancer, female. Does 32 fuetes. Im expecting an answer from you?I already know?the answer?to the question.

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Obsessed W/ Childhood – Bif Naked

I have to tell you?I?m obsessed with my childhood. I never pooped! Im serious I hated pooping..i never did it. I refused to poo as a child?mostly I couldn?t. It wasn?t meat loaf, it wasn?t chicken or rice, it wasn?t 6 hotdogs at lunch with craft dinner on top, it wasn?t sloppy joes, it wasn?t inactivity, I just never ever pooped. My parents had this house on Milanockit Court that had a bathroom upstairs, and had a door in the hallway and the master bedroom, they use to close the hallway door, open the bedroom door. Sit me on the potty, and pull the TV in there, ya know so id sit and watch and wait. I mean hours, I must have been rotting inside. It would be like a week in-between. I discussed this at length with my mom, and she was concerned thinking she fed me to much meat and stuff. But you know what I say, my two sisters had no problem pooping, and they ate the same suppers, it was just me. I was sick as a child, I mean I was always sick! If I fell off my bike and got a scrape, it would be infected. When I had the chicken pox, I was hospitalized. Because each pox was infected, each one! In my eyelids, everywhere! The nurses had to dab each pox with a medicated cotton ball. My dad use to take us camping, one time I stepped on a dirty nail, ya know like rusty, bare foot, my whole heel became infected, it was huge!! My heel was the size of volleyball. I had to go to the doctor and get it drained. I was soo ticklish all the time, it 5 or 6 doctors and nurses to hold me down, and then the feeling of the lancid heel. I was screeamming my older sister was laughing her head off, right there. I had Scarletina this one time, and was quarantined, I had a tonsillectomy, I even remember one time in the hospital, of course for you know the reason. A nurse was trying to put a repository in my rear end, and I was squirming and wiggling and giggling, ya know cause I was getting tickled. Then I?d cry cause I was all tense, ya know and it hurt, sooner or later I had to make a run for it, to the bathroom. BOY those nurses sure got mad at me for leaving a trail. Someone?s always mad hey. Ya know I took lots of things as a kid, ballet and jazz, dance, soccer, piano, I was always in trouble, always being a ham. When I was 5 we were all on the stage, with these cardboard clocks, like ya know 2 feet across, tied around us with string like a sandwich board. We were all moving are arms back and forth, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock. I was wearing red buckle shoes that I know. Well my string broke and the clock fell off, right there on stage and I just stood there..frozen and balling! The teacher had to walk right on to the stage and carry me off. Ya know I reacted the same way when that stage-diver-crowd-surfer kicked my microphone into my teeth. HEY, the more things change. I quit all of it eventually. Dance class cause I got lazy, soccer cause I grew boobs, and piano cause my teacher mrs. Davis, got mad at me and called me a stupid girl and banged my hands on the keys. Ya know I was even a cheerleader. HEY, in grade 6 in Kentucky, it was a cool thing. S-U-C-C-E-S-S THAT?S THE WAY WE SPELL SUCCESS?I cant believe it, V-I-C-T-O-R-Y VICTORY VICTORY IS ARE CRY..GOTTA GOOO! That?s how it went I really don?t remember the hand movements, but ah I was never one of the popular cheerleaders. I remember this girl April, was very popular, and this other girl Jennifer was very popular, they were like we were all in grade 6 but they had bodies of 17-yr. old people. And they looked like Fara Faucet, ya know, all blond with feathered hair and endless teeth, I didn?t look like that. I wonder if my dad didn?t move us around so much, what if I would have turned out different? Ya know normal. Or am I ? ahh im obsessed with my childhood, cause I don?t think im fully grown up, are u? I mean really? I am my inner child, I had to search for my inner adult, and im still look?n. I still eat 6 hotdogs for lunch, there just vegetarian now.

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Half A Day A Week – Bif Naked

I have found a lack of sympathy
for my chemically dependant brothers and sisters.
It disturbs me my eye rolling attitudes,
I search through my studies of gods,
I search for the compassion within me.
And I only have it half a day a week.
I try and I try and I try and I try,
having myself cross the fucking death junk line,
the forcid cock the back hand of love,
I know, I know, I know I, know,
if I can get my shit clean after all the shit I seen,
if I can still fall in love,
and laugh my head off at my life,
and my hard hard lessons.
Then why don?t you you rich 35 yr. old junkie fuck,
I want compassion for you, but my friend I have none!
You bear your victimization like a cross, a crutch.
Your lazy, its easier than to cop out than to rise above,
believe me, believe you me,
I can’t believe you but just to be nice?
right now is that half a day a week,
that ill make a search for compassion.
For you, poor you, you fucking white millionaire!
My eyes are aching from roll.

By admin on September 7, 2013 | H Song Lyrics | 4 comments
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Bif Naked – Factory Hot Rod

You?re a goddamn factory hot rod
Everything about you is premeditated
You?re really loud and you?re really fast
You?re hung soo proud but?will ya last?
You think when they made you they broke the mold
You?re like everybody else you gotta be told
I know that you?ll never realize
That your unnecessary vanity is your demise
YOU are a goddamn factory hot rod
Everything about you is premeditated
You?re so pretty you look like a girl
You think you own the whole wide world
You could never own me, slick motha fucka
You?re a stupid shit to think nobody can touch ya!
You are a goddamn factory hot rod
Everything about you is premeditated
You really dumb and your really fat
I guess no one ever really told you that!
I know in this town you think you?re a rock star
Go to New York my friend you?ll never get far
I know you?ll never realize
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Bif Naked – Daddy’s Getting Married

my mamma followed her lover to India
teh mongoose and the roti walla on your front porch
tear me from a growling tigers mouth
from then on I’m in love
don’t ask me how i am today
don’t wanna talk about it
don’t ask what the matter is
todays the big day
Daddy’s getting married
Mama wipe yer tears away
my daddy’d getting married
i dont know what to say
my daddy’s getting married
today’s the big day
my daddy’s getting married
mama wipe yer tears away
Nice mommy adn daddy tell me to drink my milk
don’t draw moustaches on my sisters barbies
sit on the potty till you go little girl
I learned to smoke cigarettes in Kentucky, y’all
don’t ask me how i am today
don’t wanna talk about it
don’t ask what the matter is
todays the big day
Daddy’s getting married
Mama wipe yer tears away
my daddy’d getting married
i dont know what to say
my daddy’s getting married
today’s the big day
my daddy’s getting married
mama wipe yer tears away
never really felt weird or anything
things like this happen even to me
wedding cake rotting in the grave yard
drowning dreams like puppies in the sea
todays the big day
Daddy’s getting married
Mama wipe yer tears away
my daddy’d getting married
today’s the big day
my daddy’s getting married
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